Tis I, Snootsworth!
It's been a long time by jove since I last communicated to thee all.
The young mistress combed me today.
And as the fluff was removed from my slightly stained arsehole....I thought of Michael Gove.
Blimey!
I am now groomed and ready for action....but its boilingly hot here in Bournemouth and my tongue is just lolling around with canine gob sweat. A bit like Andrew Murray actually.
Wish I was at Glastonbury though; some of m'favourite bands appearing:
Pup, The Kaiser Woofs, Big Audio Winalot and Beyorkie.
This blog is revived....let's rock!
