Just Back From London

Myself and Jessica have just got back from London!
We went there with the Master & Mistress (Mum & Dad). They were visiting a friend of theirs who lives with our mate Gertie the Spaniel in Lewisham. We had a jolly lovely walk around Greenwich Park. Bloody luscious urban piss smells all over the park. Mind you some of those London dogs are well hard, although it has to be said many were polite and welcoming; a few were rather rude addressing us as such:
"Oi you slags....who gives you the right to go arse sniffing and ball chasing on our manor?"
we of course woofed polite replies....only to be chased and growled at by a number of Pitbull thugs.
There is however quite an artistic canine community in the park....and we were very impressed by Erasmus, a poodle from Tooting, who talked to us of Renaissance art and the joy of Titian....he had a nice smell to his under passage and I rather think Jessie had the hots for him.
In the evening we watched the electoral debate between the party leaders on tv.
As Cameron, Clegg and Brown wittered on there was no mention of raising tripe levels in dog meat or free chicken strips for dogs over the age of ten.
Bloody disappointing....but good to kip to.