The canine vote is bloody important at the next election....and The Snootsworth Party has released the following manifesto under the title - "Fairness, Change For Dogs and More Grub Please."
1. A 25% increase in tripe is guaranteed in all meat based tinned products.
2. A shit where you like tax will be introduced. Any dog will be allowed one free weekly crap in embarrassing places for their Master/Mistress IE On the hall carpet, In the middle of manicured lawns, In Gran's beloved flowerbeds. In return for this privilege, all dogs earning over 12 Chicken Strips per week will have to pay 4 playful hugs back to their owner and those below the threshold of 12 will pay a reduced shit tax of 2 hugs.
3. We promise a reduction in multi coloured novelty leads, so dogs can walk proudly without other humans giggling at some outrageous lead and collar combination.
4. The right for dogs to pursue the traditional country sport of cat hunting will be re introduced.
5. All dogs will have the right to a free Chicken Strip after walkies.
6. At night time before going to bed all canines will have access to at least one of the following:
Hobnobs
Rich Tea Biccies
Marrowbone Snacks.
7. We promise more trees with more enjoyable and beneficial piss smells.
Our policies are receiving approval from many mainline politicians....even Mr Brown, Mr Clegg and Mr Cameron (above) have rallied to our cause
Remember your vote on May 6th is vital.
Vote Tripe. Vote Snootsworth!
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